My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

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Anonymous: Hey sorry to bother you but do you know whats going on with the sam pepper video? Ive seen a few posts about it but I dont want to give him the views by watching it. Thanks x

yeah he asked for directions from random girls on the street and had his arm somehow under his sweatshirt so that when he stood next to the girl he could pinch her butt without her noticing seriously what a douche.
and all the girls were really uncomfortable about it and even though they laughed they clearly hadn’t liked it (one even said so while laughing awkwardly). so many people commenting were like “it’s a prank you feminazis all the girls laughed” like shut the fuck up it’s still sexual harassment


this video is absolutely disgusting and im glad that someone as “big” as jack howard is taking stance against this shit

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i told my mum about a student event where the challenge is that you have 5 hours to buy 8 drinks from different bars and she was like “that’s a lot, you’re gonna get drunk from that!” yeah mum i think that’s the idea

When did you start believing in impossible heroes? Don’t you know?

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90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

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Sophia’s female anatomy lesson benefits everyone

This was my favourite scene because even 5 years ago there would have been no way this stuff could have been on a TV show. A trans woman in a position of power? Actual information about female anatomy? Representation of the issue that some women (and men) are never taught about basic female anatomy? Having a trans woman understand this because she ‘designed her own’? And thus pointing out the difference between sex and gender in one scene? While arguing that biology doesn’t make you a woman because many women don’t even understand the biology and continue to be women? And that some do understand and also continue to be women? I hope they teach this scene in film and media and television classes in years to come like ‘this was the turning point of our society and everything got better from here.’

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Are you sure
Are you positive
Are you 100% positive

No it’s Luigi telling Nintendo how to improve sales.

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The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

oh my god it works

It does. Keep in mind though that the colors are photoshopped.

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my parents have been gone for a week so my brother has been on his own and he’s basically been living on frozen pizzas and he hasn’t done the dishes and all our milk has expired and he noticed it just now when he wanted it for his cereal wow he’s gonna have a great life when he moves out

Ice cream on the beach 

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Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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