When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

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themoonphase:

bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

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chloerayne:

you know when you really want something you can’t afford and u have it open in a tab and eventually you have to close that tab and it’s like saying goodbye 

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best of  world cup 2014 । part 1

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  • Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

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sprinkleofglitr:

He uploaded a derp one, I started uploading a nice one, I took too long, he uploaded a good one before me, ENTIRE GAME RUINED. Thankyou @iamjackhoward 👏 http://ift.tt/1ulSu4a

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Just arrived in Barcelona!

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Dammit! Now I feel silly..

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kamikazeworld:

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ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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niknak79:

Andre is not a happy camper

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